Verse 1:
Wish I could be just a little less romantic
Like old Hefner when clicking through some frames
Leave it to me to be holding the flowers
When the only thing she really needs is a place in between your sheets
Can't have two lovers and keep a monogamous relationship
Sometimes monogamy is a choice you gotta make
I guess I was born in a promiscuous generation
Where he has a kid with her and then with her best friend
Chorus:
Even when your heart has been trampled
Get up and fix your collar boy, she's just a thing to bring you joy
Go and scrub the sex from your scent
And start acting like a gent
Prowl the night, she looks alight but it’s okay if you treat her like a hooker
'Cause your just a red-blooded male and they’re all for sale
Verse 2:
I shaved my head with a pair of broken clippers
I cried her name until the my sister went and picked out her grave
I hid the pain and put the cigarette out in my hand
Called for another shot, my life blurred by in alcoholic moments
I woke up in handcuffs on a heart shaped bed
She tossed me out by my knickers as I called her by another
I can hear her nails on the kitchen counter saying he's just another player
Don't matter what her name was, it only matters how she looked
Chorus:
Even when your heart has been trampled
Get up and fix your collar boy, she's just a thing to bring you joy
Go and scrub the sex from your scent
And start acting like a gent
Prowl the night, she looks alight but it’s okay if you treat her like a hooker
'Cause your just a red-blooded male and they’re all for sale
Verse 3:
Tuck in your shirt, fix your tie
Shine your shoes and keep a swagger in your step
Spike your hair, trim your beard
But never let her catch you lie
Chorus:
Even when your heart has been trampled
Get up and fix your collar boy, she's just a thing to bring you joy
Go and scrub the sex from your scent
And start acting like a gent
Prowl the night, she looks alight but it’s okay if you treat her like a hooker
'Cause your just a red-blooded male and they’re all for sale
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