Don't put the phone down
Hey mr Jones, it's such a pleasure for your time
I been trying all week
Just to get you on the line
There's a product that you need
That gives you total peace of mind
Don't put the phone down
Just to let you know
We're recording what you say
It's the policy we use
But it won't get in the way
If your debit order's good
Then it's gonna make my day
Don't put the phone down
Chorus:
Don't put the phone down
I'm begging you please
Don't put the phone down on me
Don't put the phone down
Deliberately
Don't put the phone down on me
Because I need you
Like you never could believe
Hey doctor Knight
How's the weather over there?
There's a cover out on health
That I simply have to share
It's been tailor-made for you
So I know you won't despair
Don't put the phone down
Let me just confirm
You were working for the state
But the practice that you keep
Pays a somewhat better rate
Now I'd like to close the deal
'Cause I know you're running late
Don't put the phone down
Chorus
Bridge:
Everybody seems to fear
The cold-call bug
As he tries his best
To get beneath your skin
He talks the talk and tries to sell you anything
He knows that in the end
He just might win
Hey mrs Heart
Yadda, yadda, how are you?
Yes, I heard about the news
Yadda, yadda, is it true
That they tried to steal your car
Yadda, yadda, are we through?
Don't put the phone down
Hey cruel world
I'm just trying to get along
Everybody needs a break
You can tell me if I'm wrong
Well, maybe now you know
Why I really wrote this song
Don't put the phone down
Chorus
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