Melt het in een van sy redaksiebriewe geskryf:
Ek klik gereeld op 'n e-posboodskap waarvan die sender spog met 'n naam soos Hendrik Fouché, net om verras te word deur 'n Viagra-aanbod of 'n aansoek van 'n Nigeriese dame wat troukoors onder lede het.
Maar hoe nou gemaak wanneer jy aan die vroulike geslag behoort en die volgende possie van ene Henry Hobson bereik jou?
Hilloa Botha (sic)
You have nothing to lose - we will refund you the money in case of dissatisfaction.
Wonder what you need to have an incedibly large penis? Just a little determination, a little time, a few dollars and a credit card.
(Daarby is 'n tevrede kliënt se skryfsel ingesluit:)
I don't know what you guys put in these pills, and I don't care, because it worked a miracle for me, and turned my life around. I'm no longer insecure and depressed, and I don't get all anxious when it's time for sex. MaxGentleman helped me put on three inches, and for that I will always be grateful.
Thank you!
Trinidad Davis
Die antwoord op bogenoemde is in my beste Engels gestuur:
Dear Mr Hobson
Thank you for your letter. I want to assure you that I've actually been trying to lose three inches in order to get into my denims. I do not need an incredibly large penis at all.
Please send these letters to whomever may need MaxGentleman. I refuse to have a sex change operation just to prove you right.
Sincerely yours
Mrs E Botha