Talk is cheap, maa money koep ie whiskey, uncle Cyril

“Innie ou dae het ôs altyd ’n brief beginne met: ‘I hope this letter finds you well,’ maa ek wiet ie hoop gan vedag beskaam, soe ek vra maa eider ie. Die Phala-Phala report is mos yt ennie hiënas circle. Maa uncle wiet, daa was meedere rede om Zuma te impeach en it hettie gebeurie, soe ek scheme uncle is safe.”